BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Got Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get The Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’… If you like this, repost it. If you don’t, suck it up cupcake! Life doesn’t revolve around you!